Thanks, EMO Kids

I had the pleasure of watching Death Cab For Cutie for the first time since I personally discovered them well before the EMO kids got a hold of them. The show was great, the venue was great, but most of all I'd like to thank the fans. For not being so damn EMO; for recognizing the proper ending of (most of) the songs and not clapping too early; for not standing up during the entire show and subsequently forcing my lazy ass to stand up; for not singing along too much (except for the requisite cell-phone waving anthem "I Will Follow You Into The Dark"); and for generally not being the annoyance that made me stop wanting to go to shows. Thanks EMO kids, a fresh pack of Schick razor blades for you all.