Goodbye, Borrowed Toyota Sienna; the Transporter2 is now in my possession - I picked it up earlier this morning for a song (you gotta love Craigslist). Now, all I have to do is get it pass smog even though it's been sitting in a condo complex parking lot for a good part of the last year and a half, and hope that everything is as mechanically sound as it appears to be, once I clear away all the dust, leaves, and spider webs in the engine bay.
Oh yeah, and for you fuckers that stole/broke into my past project cars, this one's gonna be waiting for you. Real-time GPS tracking, remote notification of alarm events, and maybe a nice little hidden web-cam, so even if you do manage to break into the car without me coming out and shooting you, I'll have a picture of your ugly ass to hunt down. Before I go to the cops with it, of course.
Sorry, I hate car thievery. Like the movie says, "First rule: respect a man's car, a man respects you."
4/26/08
The Transporter2
Goodbye, Borrowed Toyota Sienna; the Transporter2 is now in my possession - I picked it up earlier this morning for a song (you gotta love Craigslist). Now, all I have to do is get it pass smog even though it's been sitting in a condo complex parking lot for a good part of the last year and a half, and hope that everything is as mechanically sound as it appears to be, once I clear away all the dust, leaves, and spider webs in the engine bay.
Oh yeah, and for you fuckers that stole/broke into my past project cars, this one's gonna be waiting for you. Real-time GPS tracking, remote notification of alarm events, and maybe a nice little hidden web-cam, so even if you do manage to break into the car without me coming out and shooting you, I'll have a picture of your ugly ass to hunt down. Before I go to the cops with it, of course.
Sorry, I hate car thievery. Like the movie says, "First rule: respect a man's car, a man respects you."
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